hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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