I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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