The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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