I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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