Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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