I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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