i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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