great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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