Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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