Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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