Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Still dying that you shit outside
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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