You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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