I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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