Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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