It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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