Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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