I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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