i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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