Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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