The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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