the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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