Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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