I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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