You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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