Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
His nipple licking is glorious
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