need another drink. this is the easiest way
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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