oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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