i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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