Ambien. No doubt about it.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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