i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Randomize