your parents love me but you hate me
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
