She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
