plz talk dirty to me
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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