You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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