I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
