listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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