Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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