I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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