Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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