You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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