Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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