I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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