why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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