Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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