Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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