She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She told me I should be a condom model.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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