they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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