bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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