we're blogging at a bar
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You did what with his pubic hair?
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