This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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