ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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