So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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