Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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