I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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