DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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