Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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