I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wish i was in the wii world.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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