I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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