fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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