Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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